Send me a “♦” for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.
thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

nerd-of-the-world:

jmarieallenpoe:

senashenta:

nerd-of-the-world:

senashenta:

nerd-of-the-world:

senashenta:

nerd-of-the-world:

Okay okay okay okay oaky okay real talk tho

HiJack!AU that they get paired together on one of those “Child Development” high school classes and have to take care of a…

SOMEONE WRITE THIS XD

YOU HEARD EM

nerd-of-the-world:

HiJack!Au that legend has it that on the day of Halloween in 1778, Jackson Overland and Hiccup Haddock were hanged for witchcraft and one unexplained account of one of them being a vampire. They were lynched in front of a church, but as the floor fell away, both suddenly disappeared in front of…

I think I’m going to have to write something for this. Do you have any other ideas for it?

nerd-of-the-world:

Okay okay okay okay oaky okay real talk tho

HiJack!AU that they get paired together on one of those “Child Development” high school classes and have to take care of a baby

Problem is that Hiccup is the biker punk who hates nerdy Jack and basically now has to raise a robotic baby together

eastofthemoon:

So…what they’re saying is

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Uncle Iroh and Tohru are the same person.

ALOT OF M!A's for Muse and Mun
Not the mun: Mun and muse switch palces for 2 days
Mute Mun: Mun cannot speak. The Muse must speak for the Mun in OOC posts, tags, and such other forms of Mun communication (exceptions; Chatzy, Skype) for twelve hours.
You Ruined Everything: Congratulations! Your muse is now a parent! (Anon decides the other parent, if any.) However, they aren't quite sure how to cope with this new-found parenthood.
Mundane: The Mun must tell the truth for two days
Not The Mun: The mun will say or do the complete opposite of what they normal would say or do in OOC posts. (Yes, you may write underneath in a SMALL paragraph what you actually mean, in such a case you need to clarify something with a friend.)
Opposite Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character the complete opposite of your current Muse. (Can be either from same fandom and OC or so or different fandom.)
Old Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you have Role Played before. (If this if your first muse, then you may deny the M!A.)
Artificial Heart: The muse no longer feels emotions- no pain, no anger, no rage. They simply become an apathetic shell. Can be broken early if something strong enough manages to break their "emotional inhibitor."
Re: Your Brains: Your muse is now a zombie and really just wants to eat people's brains. Fortunately for the muse, they have a bit higher IQ than your average zombie, so they've realized that going around and yelling "BRAINS" isn't going to do much. Rather, they'll go door-to-door, asking people for their brains. Much more civilized.
Unknown Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you know absolutely nothing about. (You may research a bit of your character before beginning.)
Silver and Cold: The world just isn't the same, is it? It's so cruel and grey, there just isn't any point anymore... Muse is now suicidal for six hours
Oh god no: Muse and Mun now do everything together for 3 days
Technologic: Muse is turned into a robot.
?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.
I'm Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon's choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.
Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.
Eleanor Rigby: Muse can no longer be seen or heard by others for (anon decides).
Nowhere Man: Muse is stranded on an island for (anon decides) until they get rescued.
Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.
Just Shut Up!: Muse hears voices in their head. Anon can pick whose voice it is.
Othello: Your muse thinks his/her lover is cheating on them with their best friend for 24 h.
Pretend it's a Video Game: Level up! Your muse is now a video game character. It lasts for 5 days.
Lights: Turn the lights on! Your muse has a sudden addiction to lights. All lights are beautiful. Must look at lights. Lasts a full week.
Bikinis and Big Booties Y'all: Whoo! For one entire night, your muse suddenly wants to get drunk and party.
Overprotective: Muse becomes obsessive of the person Anon chooses.
Heartache: Muse feels a sharp pain in their chest every time they think of their lover (or someone/thing they love) for___.
Winter's Tale: Your muse is frozen and can’t move but they can hear and see fine for ___.
Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them for 24 hours.
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Alone: Your character believes they are abandoned and left for dead. If someone is in the room with them, they are heard in an echo.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Aurora: You just can’t stay awake for long, can you? It’s a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you can’t open your eyes again.
Bad: Muse becomes a “bad boy/girl” for (Anon decides duration)
Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.
Chibi: Stuck as a chibi- adorable, but only 2'4'' in height...
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Dream: Muse will have a wet Dream about the next muse on their Dash
Dreams: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep permanent smile for 24 hours.
Have a ball: For the next (x) hours, your muse is ballgagged and cannot talk
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
On My Own: Muse is lost, and will wander around _______ (Anon specifies place) until someone finds them and brings them home.
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)
Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 24 hours.
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter for 24 hours.
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Touch: Everyone you touch is under your command and at your disposal for the next (Anon decides duration). Use it well.
What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects for 24 hours.