if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
LGBT pride series
EDIT: I added Trans and Genderqueer. :D
Three cheers for polyamory making it up there. :D
Now we need everyone to see this.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
"Yzma is best princess" By Charamath
I can’t even handle how amazing these are.
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
I got a giant Perry the Platypus Plushy today at the Disney store and when I got home I showed my dad and he said, “But it doesn’t do anything.” I honestly stared at him because -.- Did you just make a Phineas and Ferb reference or was that on accident? But then he said, “Like when they made that toy, it was just a block of wood.”
My dad doesn’t watch P&F! How does he know these things!?!
I would love to see who would win
If the Jack Frost tag is any indication, she would probably drown him again.
But we’ve seen him come back to life. She has nothing on reincarnation/reanimation ok.
Elsa fucking froze a whole god damn kingdom, Jack got nothing on her.
He can kind of freeze entire countries and Easters too apparently